If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
also you could just follow the REALLY LOUD NOISES they make to find other tributes. why are they so loud?! you’re trying to be sneaky and then it’s like DING FUCKING DING HERE’S A PRESENT FOR YOU, AND THE PRESENT IS YOUR IMMINENT DEATH
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my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
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I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
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I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
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Miss someone? Paint a helium balloon like their face. Deflate it. Put it in your back pocket.They’re still gone and that was weird advice.
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